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November 19 2014

Rustee
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” 
— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

August 28 2014

Rustee
No volleyball play can begin without a serve, and the serve is the only technique that is totally under your control. In other endeavors, you cannot succeed without believing in yourself, and that belief is completely under your control.
— ano

July 29 2014

Rustee
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Rustee
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
— Thomas A. Edison

July 07 2014

Rustee

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

— Ron White
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